Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009

smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006

Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009

Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008