sphanking

While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.

by vtamps August 17, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017

Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017

Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019