While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.
by vtamps August 17, 2016
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When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
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2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
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Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.
Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.
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