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Spritzlefragick

To spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water. No other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn't spritzlefragick, and you can't just wake up from a nap or it isn't the same. Only at night and only water...

A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.
I had to spritzlefragick last night.
by DrEbola December 27, 2006
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the manchester sprint

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.
coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"
by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010
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dirty sprite

A term used for a drink that has the ingredients Jolly Ranchers, Sprite and cough syrup.
Commonly referred to as "lean"
"Hey man, you ever drank lean/ Dirty Sprite before?
by WRXSTI95 April 21, 2018
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Spritz

Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!
by MOO August 9, 2004
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spritle

That faggot in Speed Racer's trunk. He's Speed's brother and he has a stupid faggot monkey named Chim-Chim. Those douche bags are always fucking shit up.
Marla Peterson does a racecar puzzle while watching Spritle fuck Speed over yet again.
by Hans Winkerbean April 7, 2008
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Sprinter

A name for people who sprint through each level in L4D2 to the safe room.
"Have you heard of Nikki, Sean, and Noah?"
"You mean the Sprinters?"
"Yeah!"
"Of course! I wish i could sprint like them!"
by Nikki xD February 6, 2010
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green sprite

a fag that pees in his sprite and has medical issues so it comes out green and fizzy.
doctor I'm sorry I just had some green sprite
by Billy Bob jokester123 November 13, 2013
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