Spread the Bread

It means your awesome

Dang Fadra just Spread the Bread

by themag909 March 25, 2010

spread eagle

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate

Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.

by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

spread

The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.

by A Kumirai October 5, 2006

spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016