spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

splack

basically any type of stolen car

yo when i pull up hop in da splack

by jymgangmd September 7, 2019

splacky

When you shooting a jumper and make it

Instead of saying, "Kobe"before you shoot, after you make it you say, "Splacky"

Maurice pulled up for a 3, splashed that bitch and said, "Splacky" before it even went in.

by Headband Don October 17, 2019

Splachina

Average Montenegrian

- Look at that Splachina?
- Yeap, he is from Montenegro.

by Splaki November 14, 2019

Spaffchomper

Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.

He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.

by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020

spladoink

to put a finger in Luca Salibas ass and punch him in the armpit so he goes spladoink

"Luca yelped spladoink after i punched him"

by Lucas ex lover October 4, 2020

spaffnuffer

Dirty pommie grub

Oi, spaffnuffer, get the schooners in.

by Pending Aussie November 21, 2020