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Spanish Scale 

The scale of a few various spanish groups;
One being the best, five the least.

1. Domnican Republic
2. Cuba
3. Puerto Rico
4. Ecuador
5. Mexican

There are way more; but here is a small exmaple.
GUY: "Yo, That chica is pretty hot".

GUY2: "Definitley Domnican. High on the Spanish scale"

Spanish Turkey Leg 

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.
A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

spanish tuna melt

old crustys on pantys. then sniffed or chewed over.
wow. moe really likes some spanish tuna melt
spanish tuna melt by kumer April 23, 2005

Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.
My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch
Spanish Trampoline by Dr. Cupcakes October 31, 2009

spanish tickler

a condom with a feather attached to the tip
I donned the spanish tickler and began to tickle my grandmother.

spanish armada 

After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.
Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!
spanish armada by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006