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seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.
My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!
by jimmie j October 24, 2008
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Snoze

a poor portmanteau of the words, snout and nose
donkeys and dogs are a few of the animals that have a snoze
by Alexander Walker June 12, 2008
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Snooge

This word can only be used for favors.

Studies show people are more likely and willing to do favors when you use snooge as opposed to some annoyingjuvenile beggary like "Can I get a cigarette".

The verb command is a polite command, the perfect way to smooth things over.
Noun: A small amount of space. "Yo big Mike could you open that door a snooge? It's a bit stuffy in here."

Verb: "Snooge me that lighter, Cindy. You're hair looks wonderful tonight!"
by Lohquacious October 10, 2011
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Snoozer

A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.
We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.
by WordSwain July 27, 2010
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Snooked

When a man has had enough of a female run'n her mouth then turns around calmly and hits her in the face to put her in her place.

Can also be used in the context of Snookied.

Reference: Jersey Shore episode when Snookie gets laid out.
Woman your going to get Snooked If you don't watch your mouth.

Bitch is gonna get Snookied if she don't watch herself.

I Snookied the hell out of that bitch.
by StraightDumpinonthem101 January 30, 2010
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Snoozer

A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.
M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.
by mStills April 3, 2009
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snooter

A hybrid word used as a substitute for "vagina." The result of combining: Snatch and Cooter.
Martha slapped me in the face, so I kicked her in the snooter.
by Michael Reschke August 8, 2007
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