Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

by Analogue August 26, 2005

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Trojan Snake.

A phrase related to "snaking"; the ancient art of trying to get on/with a girl.
As the trojan horse infiltrated the city of Troy by appearing as a gift, start by integrating with a girl's friendship group, then finish by exploding on her face.

Niall spent two hours in college with Sophie's friends Rhian and Molly... he was playing the trojan snake.

by welshsnake April 9, 2011

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Solid Snake Poo

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.

I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!

by tagmasta June 17, 2011

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laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

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