common sense

Simple logic. Something that liberals, Communists, Socialists, and most teenagers lack.

Do not stick your penis in the oven.
Do not let psychotic dictators attack you before you remove them from power.
Do not steal from people who earned their money and give it to people who didn't.

by CeLL June 30, 2004

sneaky sensei

When your partner is alseep and you fuck them in the ass then punch them in the kidney and yell "Sensei"

Johnny gave a sneaky sensei to little Mikey. Mikey was very sore in the morning.

by Whitemans Smaljonson January 8, 2007

all dollars no sense

Having alot of money but being very stupid/lacking common sense

Guy 1: "Can you believe people will spend $3000 for a handbag?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, all dollars no sense"

by keepyourmoneyineedchange August 20, 2009

Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

Spenser

a guy, who needs to get his priorities in check, because he can't seem to hold onto a girlfriend, because he lies, and he cheats, and is a sexter. he has alot of potential to be a good kid, but just can't get his head on straight to realize what he has.

For example, Spenser had a beautiful, wonderfully nice girlfriend, but couldn't hold on to her, because he is a cheater. This girlfriend does not deserve his bullcrap.

by ????????????????!!! November 28, 2010

sense-of-cock

N: A natural appreciation of male genital stimulation.

"The US government is not prepared to schedule bilateral trade negotiations at this time with New Zealand," he said.

"If they posessed either John Howard's or Tony Blair's 'sense-of-cock' they might be in with a chance..."

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

by Travman December 10, 2002