ghost smoke

Occurs when it is assumed that the vaporizer is kicked. However, when the heat is left on new unexplained vapor fills the chamber.

Dude, where did all that ghost smoke come from?

by ChrisMB February 1, 2007

Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017

smoke me broke

Smoke all someone's weed

Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke

by ilovelamp2 April 24, 2015

smokin loud

smoking weed that is high grade otherwise known as premium marijuana

(examples: purp, kush, etc.)

smokin loud is slang that originates from atlanta

by yessir212 June 9, 2009

lil' smokies

Someone whose fingers resemble lil' smokies.

Man Dogi, you got some funny-lookin lil' smokies! Throw some bbq on them bitches, n if im hungry enough, you might lose a finger or two.

by Jared Skov May 22, 2008

Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

by cruzie February 5, 2010