smash piss

To drink alcohol in excess and at a very fast rate. Performed with the intention of getting rat arsed as quickly as possible.

I haven't had a drink since we got in this morning. Let's go smash some piss, Jonaldhino.

I really feel like smashing piss right now.

We smashed a lot of piss last night.

I can't wait to smash piss again tonight.

by Chowgz February 11, 2007

Smash Lab

The bedroom where you slay hoodrats.

Julie: OMG, this party is fucking awesome, where did Jill go?

Jack: Oh, she's with Richard. He took her upstairs to the Smash Lab.

by DjFrosteedotCom March 4, 2009

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009

fag slaps

when two guys are fucking in the doggy position there balls slap against each other thus causing a slapping and there you go fag slaps.

did you hear jhon and joe fucking last night ? yeah i heard there fag slaps down the hall!

by jacob420 March 28, 2009

wanna smash bird

A bird that is looking to smash 24/7 and attempts to do so by asking "lemme smash?" and "u want sum fuk?" he is on a video of youtube and his name is ron.

I love that video with the "wanna smash bird".

by PugzHavingFun February 2, 2017

HULK SMASH

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.

1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*

by mckeifus April 28, 2007

Gaijin Smash

To art of getting away with douchebaggery in Japan and being an ignorant obnoxious foreigner by simply pulling a gaijin smash on their Japanese asses when the shit hits the fan

"I was supposed to give up my priority seat on the train to that old bag but I totally gaijin smashed her ass and acted like I didn't know what the fuck she was bitching at me about"

"I was too cheap and lazy to buy a subway ticket so with JR pass in hand I gaijin smashed my way through the gate before the electric doors could close and then when the guy came running after me and told me I had to buy a ticket I acted like I thought the JR pass covered everything"

by someone elses butt April 17, 2008