shwanker

shwanker- the word that describes every word
means-dick, sex ,some1 beignn a asswipe, moron stupid

dude ur a shwanker
shwank me harder
you fucking shwanker
hes being a shwanker

by shwanker May 13, 2005

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

by anal twat March 19, 2009

Bastila Shan

Bastila Shan was a Jedi knight in 4000 BBY. She was the youngest to ever master the art of Battle Meditation. She was a member of the Jedi strike team that captured Sith Lord Revan during his reign over the Sith. She fell to the dark side and became apprentice to the Dark Lord Malak. She betrayed Malak by joining Revan in his quest for revenge. She becameRevan's apprentice, and was handed the Sith throne temporarily while her master went to complete some mysterious task in the outer rim. She could not control the Sith or the Star Forge, and the Sith} Empire fell into civil war. Bastila went missing on Korriban after the fall of the Sith, and, just like her master, has still not returned.

Bastila will appear on the eve of Revan's return.

by LORD REVAN! April 19, 2005

fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".

A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"

by alstin January 4, 2010

Daksh Sewani

A typical type of Godzilla mostly in a carnation of a Human... Angry in nature... lives in a Bunglow mostly near some movie theater. But if you summarize the meaning of "Daksh Sewani" It basically means king of godzilla and likes to hitpeople for no reason.

You are mad like a Daksh Sewani!!!

by Unknown knowledge! November 28, 2019

schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

Shana

Shana is a girl who bludges, is loaded with money, deals, is a stoner and is for some reason extremely hot. She has massive breasts and a ghetto booty. Her swag is off the charts and the indie girls and boys look up to her as inspiration. Her love for Tyler, The Creator is beyond the heavens. She alwasys gets played by the finer boys. Her life is miserable when she's at home but when she's hittin clubs and partys she is the party!!!. She can come off scary and intimedating but she is one of the loveliest girls. she may come off as a slut but know that she's just having fun. she is just plain wild. She gives teachers hell and plan to set her school on fire. She has a thousand jobs and still manages to be broke. she is an alcoholic and is quitting smoking.

"damn, i feel sorry for that Shana"

by Realtalk29 September 24, 2011