2 definitions by shwanker

shwanker

shwanker- the word that describes every word
means-dick, sex ,some1 beignn a asswipe, moron stupid

dude ur a shwanker
shwank me harder
you fucking shwanker
hes being a shwanker

by shwanker March 29, 2005

To screw up miserably. Derived from "shank," which is a less dramatic screw up.

I left my cellphone at that ugly girl's house- such a shwank

by shwanker April 26, 2003