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[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.
"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"
by mollywop67 February 28, 2009
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sugar shits

A form of profuse, loose, stool associated with a large consumption of sugar-based beverages or food. i.e. Beer, cupcakes, a whole box of "Drake's Cakes", etc.

This phenomenon is often known as "Bud Mud," most particularly when exclusively derived from beer consumption.
"I hope that muthafucka gets the sugar shits and messes up your whole apartment." - Patton Oswalt quoting Dr. Pepper at Yuk Yuks in Toronto.
by Ted Dibiasi November 2, 2005
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It shits

An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The same thing shitting all over you living room floor might be much worse. Introduced to the masses by the band Bomb The Music Industry and their song "It shits!".
It shits to be stuck at work at least five days a week!
by Nosliw Pilf February 15, 2009
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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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Shitscapes

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021
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China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.
Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
by NubMonk December 27, 2009
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