Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

by Minitru December 2, 2018

Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw

I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo

by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020

Semper Games

"Semper Games" is a phrase created by a group of sarcastic gamers that troll Youtube for sheer entertainment. They created the icon of their group, Gamesmasterjasper, who is the forefront for their cult-like tendencies and somewhat sarcastic videos. They have hacked several Youtube user accounts, and spend most of their time complaining about insignificant things on their forum site: Gaming World Forums.

Step 1) A video about a game system is posted on Youtube.

Step 2) Gamesmasterjasper replies with a video claiming that the gaming system is bad or unworthy of the gaming community.

Step 3) Gamesmasterjasper's followers(the Semper Games group), proceed to type repeatedly in the comments "Semper Games" while simultaneously giving a negative score to anyone that disagrees with them.

by DanBearPig October 16, 2008

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

by AC slappy August 16, 2009

Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010

Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.

The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!

by slevin20 January 2, 2011

Semper

A 'The Gate Wars' (previously StargateWars) forum poster and role player since early 2005. Only player to ever have had a unique colour (black), a personal title and his own forum section. Hailed and respected for his sole approach to being a bad guy and role playing. Many look up to and respect him (being voted as one of the most liked players in the last two years) but others don't and view his trolling as a catalyst that brought lot of trouble to TGW community.

Founder of the 'Semper Games' that has now spread over internet to youtube and beyond and become way of life for some.

Known Role Plays: Dr Cox, V, Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidious, The Joker.

"Hello Coxy!"

"Semper for Admin!"

"Semper for President!"

"I better not say anything stupid or Semper will stop santa bringing me presents at christmas."

"-awaits Semper to come and make long controversial bullying post to ruin all my points-"

"just don't write a rebuttal semper! I dont think I could handle it."

by Hansbot-t October 10, 2009