chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...

you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"

by Papa Whale December 16, 2011

seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.

" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick

by N O G October 24, 2017

good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.

I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.

by boom goddess December 9, 2008

Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014

Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows

by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023

seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.

i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.

by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Rutting Season

Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.

"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"

"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"

by Mosry March 9, 2019