scandinavian push-up

only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups

to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody

by Fameson Adams July 3, 2008

pop (scandik)

a very common party drink which is usually drunk outside, next to the clubs with expensive drinks. it's made by mixing one third of votka with two thirds of whatever fruit juice you can find (for experts orange fanta). side-effects include having fun, doing crazy idiotic things with your idiot friends and the total transformation of your face. it must be handled with care and by people who have done it many times before. it's very appealing to the lepra.

jebele: dude i slept in the hallway last night! i couldn't open my door...
poparu: ha ha you were hammered man! you were fukin' poped!
jebele: i feel so sick... i'm never drinking again in my life!
poparu: yeah wright!
keke: how about a little pop (scandik) tonight?
jebele: dude! let's do it! let's get poped!

by jebele November 16, 2006

Scandalousss

The act of being scandalous infront of a wide variety of audience. To act in shamless ways. To gain mass attention by acting in ways not common in public.

Gurl you be acting scandalousss on the dancefloor!

Sarah, what are we? SCANDALOUSSS

OMG those people are being scandalousss!

by Mikel Monroe March 24, 2008

Scandalabra

A scandal in which is either grandiose in size, design, or believability, or a scandal of the same nature involving more then one scandal, or mini scandals, to create one of catastrophic proportions.

"OMG Annie! Scandalabra at the apartment last night!"

Sean's scandalabra was fucking crazy! He literally fucked with everyone's life!"

Because of Stephanie's scandalabra, no one likes her.

by Clevrnwite April 7, 2009

scandalism

(Verb with subject) - the intentional act of ruining someone’s reputation through rumor or gossip.

Scandalismcan be witnessed almost anywhere.

by Miasmom November 3, 2017

Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017