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spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.
I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.
by jesster79 March 12, 2004
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Spammer

A group of around 200 people, mostly Americans who are responsible for a nuisance that costs businesses vast sums of money - according to the Washington Post last year (2004) it costs large US companies almost $2000 per employee per year. If that much money was invseted in hospitals or the third world instead of being spent searching for the few wanted e-mails amongst the junk it could save millions of lives.
Okay, heres some figures:
Using last years figures, each day, in the UK spam costs at least 16.5 million pounds. That means that the cost of spam in in less than a week exceeds the ammount pledged by the UK government to provide aid to the tsunami disaster victims.

If there was no spam think how many lives could be saved.
by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005
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Defense spammer

A word I invented for Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 1,2,and Revenge of the witch king.

Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.

Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.
Navin (bfme2 player): *sends huge army to kill a level 1*

Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*

Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!

Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!

Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*

Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!

Navin: They're called resources not money noob

Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.
by Navin (Bfme2 username) January 1, 2009
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Slammer Toe

The nefarious Camel Toe, but in the jailbait scenario. Underage girls with tight pants sporting camel toes are considered Slammer Toes because they'll land you in jail.
"Gawd... Check out the slammer toe on that 5th grader. Mm."
"Dude..."
"Pedo-Bear says it's fine! Shut up!"
by Choadja August 8, 2008
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scammed on

To be hit on or flirted with. Sometimes used in a negative context when being hit on by someone unattractive or intoxicated.
"You were totally getting scammed on by that drunk guy all night."
by michummel November 3, 2009
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slammer jammer

When your on the edge of the bed and you pull out super fast and slam it in her ass so bad it send her flying off the bed
Dude i gave her the old slammer jammer last night and gave her a hemroid
by dinglequeef March 27, 2016
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donkey slammer

some on who is packing a massive cock extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.
Hey she told me Asa is a Donkey Slammer. Man she i really lucky
by asa glover April 16, 2008
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