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salmon helmet

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.
I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.
by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008
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awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon
by dugout October 5, 2010
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Ninja Salmon

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
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Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.
Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.
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salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!
Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008
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