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Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.
"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"
by clmonty March 27, 2009
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cheese titties/swiss titties is on a womans body there are dimples and/or cellulite on her breastesses forming holes making it looks like swiss cheese.
Yo dude the other day i was fucking this fat chick/twinkie and she had cheese titties/swiss titties. Then to top it all off i cumed in them
by Derek Evans April 15, 2008
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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010
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Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.
by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021
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Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!
by swissmiss_redditor December 12, 2012
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Admiral of the Swiss Navy

A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.
„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“
by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019
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Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
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