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Stoner Pizza by Azriel December 23, 2003
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Stoner Logic
-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Stoner Logic by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
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stoner mesh
The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
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Stonergasm
When a stoner is so excited to receive or smoke a certain pipe, bong, bubbler, or other smoking apparatus that he/she gets a buzz and a huge adrenaline rush.
Mary Jane: "Hey, Leaf, did you hear about the quadruple honeycomb double percolator 28 inch bong Jay ordered? Looks pretty dank!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
Stonergasm by Titobanana January 13, 2014