soggy marshmallow

When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.

Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.

by kokapuff August 27, 2015

Soggy Campfire

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

by JimDSG September 18, 2016

Soggy Hashbrown

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 3, 2017

SOGI

SOGI is an acronym for Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity. It is a proposed replacement for different acronyms such as LGBTQIA+ because there are too many darn letters and those in the PLUS are still being marginalized. SOGI is also a word that can be pronounced and more easily used in sentences and coversation.

Many SOGI people feel like they are like Pluto in our solar system - LGBTQIA+ doesn't include their letter, so they aren't actually a planet being given any real consideration.

by Trajadoja February 24, 2020

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009