snarfy

A word describing someone who completely lacks common sense. A noob in every sense of the word. Someone who has been beaten with the idiot stick over and over. A person who has become so accustomed to failure that their life is not complete if they happen to succeed at something.

See also: wolfy

person 1: "Oh shit. That idiot Zubin is talking again."
person 2: "WTF! Doesn't he realize he sounds more snarfy with every word that spills from his stupid little keyboard?"
person 1: "Don't let him hear you. That snarf is probably going to be the next Unibomber."

by Furiae! January 26, 2008

snarry

to shove something up your pee hole (urethra) as far as it goes. Its the new shelving.

I can snarry a whole carrot. I snarried 10 pills last night in one go. Im snarrying my thumb right now.

by weizbiit September 20, 2012

smartypants

to have brain power that is close to but never equal to ashli.

Smartypants = Ashli!

by matthew connolly May 2, 2004

slarty

To be the fastest bart around (from the hitch hikers guide)

Mike truely is the most slarty of us all

by the slart man February 5, 2009

snart

to sneeze and fart at the same time

Tina really didn't mean to snart. She was gassy all day and her allergies we bad.

by mribear January 22, 2009

snarky

A completely fake word that is usually thought to be a real word by girls in the software support field who watch Dane Cook and own a bean.

Snarky is not a real word.

by Snarky Sparky March 24, 2007

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008