Smurfed 

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

Smurfed by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006

smurf cooch 

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

smurf cooch by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Smurf Crease 

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

Smurf Crease by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

butthole smurfing 

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

butthole smurfing by scodder May 31, 2010

smurf

A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation

*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...

smurf by Cutthroat-LS May 13, 2005

smurf house 

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

smurf house by E.Danielson August 2, 2007