Shrek 

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

Shrek by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek 

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

Shrek by Hithereboys April 29, 2020

Shrek 

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

Shrek by Magic tiger May 2, 2020

Shrek 

The worlds hottest anime character farther of 3 Ogas and he eats yummy bugs and onions

Omg did you see shrek he is so hot

Shrek by Libby shrek lord May 17, 2020

Shrek 

America's national bird.

Shrek is bald like an eagle.

Shrek by 12345678ikjnbvfdrtyujmnb@ May 18, 2020

Shrek 

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

Shrek by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek 

Our holy lord,savior and the best character ever

Friend:Shrek is terrible
Me:get the fork outta my life

Shrek by CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS May 22, 2020