To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

by Juicisity November 26, 2019

by Donkey_Cock December 28, 2008

by Threxds December 27, 2016

When a girl does the same thing as a scrub lord; rage the hell out of their minds, throw salt to all who dare defeat her online, look absolutly ridiculous to no end, and make you consider breaking up with them.
by Tainno August 3, 2016

A hairy lima beast. A 7th grader with a moustache. A man who I first knew by his streaks. A 7ve that would steal your girlfriend at any moment. A guy as shady as a shadow. Just your local drug dealer.
by Candy+Man May 4, 2017

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.
"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."
by Y4nton August 11, 2014
