Sacred Heart Collage Middle School

A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.

Used as a proper noun

Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.

by ThomKenobiOnYouTube August 5, 2018

Sacred Heart of Jesus School

Sacred Heart, the school the size of an atom located in Lancaster PA where girls wear either ridiculous plaid jumpers or kilts and our guys look so bad it's disgusting. At Sacred Heart, you will find your favorite websites such as coolmathgames have been blocked Mhm.They don't block Twitter,YouTube or Reddit but they block coolmathgames.Already a red flag.You have no clothing freedom to make a statement. They have uniforms and you are not allowed to wear extensions,makeup,fake nails,rings,etc. Probably the only good thing about our school is every grade (K-8) all get recess. But of course, unless you owe a teacher something you have to go for recess and can't leave. We also have a lunch period in our molecule cafeteria. Our lunches are so bad you could probably get food poisoning from it. The lunch lady is strict as hell and if you even breathe, bam detention. At Sacred Heart, we have no changing lockers. If you have a gym class for 30 minutes, so be it. You're wearing the same gym clothing the entire day. Have fun smelling like shit for a whole 7 hours. We have a "bully-go-bye-bye" reporting system on the crap app STOPit but of course it barely even works, making it possible for a kid to be beaten up by a kid 3 years younger than them. We have to go to Masses on Fridays and have a tone-deaf priest lead the Mass.. So, yeah. Don't come to Sacred Heart. It sucks. (And if someone who goes there/has gone there is reading this, hey man how you doing?)

Don't go to Sacred Heart of Jesus School, it's actual shit.

Person A: Hey man, why don't you like to go to school?
Person B: Because it's Sacred Heart of Jesus School.
Person A: Oh.

by EEEEE IM WALUIGI April 30, 2019

Sacred fruity cumshot

An alcoholic drink consisting of a non-viscous probiotic yogurt type drink (preferably Actimel) and vodka with a 7:3 part ratio. Commonly served in a shot glass.

David: Yo! You going to that party on Tuesday?
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!

by Big ounce the third December 25, 2020

ScareFaceToo

ScareFaceToo is one of the most dangerous roadman out there. He got 3 blades, 1 knife and a 9 milimeter
if you hear that scarefacetoo is in your town better run

Ayo ScareFaceToo was seen here last night, we better get outta here real quick!

by RunnerSPEKUROADMAN April 2, 2021

I-scare

The feeling when you fumble in your pockets, unable to find your uninsured I-phone.

'I thought the insurance was too expensive, but after suffering about 3 I-scares a day, I got it anyway'

by Andrewm09 September 6, 2009

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011

dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022