shitelepathy

The link between two people when one knows the other one is about to shit there pants. Often one has a dream about shitting there own pants at the time the other is actually shitting their pants.

Kim: I had a dream last night where I shit my pants....
Chris: Whoa... I shit my pants last night
Kim: Must be shitelepathy

by chrispants July 16, 2011

shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

by Király October 23, 2011

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

shiteater57

A cool person on tiktok

Hey have you heard of shiteater57?
No, I haven’t

Well you should follow them on titok

by poprockz March 26, 2021

shite

Used heavily in the 5 nations to mean shit. Often with cockney or pikey accent.

"Ah bloody shite, its raining again."

by Diego August 25, 2003

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

Shark's Bite

When someone bites your dick during oral

She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!

by FinWonga October 6, 2016