Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

Safecell

An app that blocks phone usage during driving.

Sorry I missed your call, Safecell blocked your call while I was driving.

by Merlin Twiggles March 2, 2018

salecho

A person who is abnormal , having intelligence , funny , having pure heart , and having good friends in his life .

U have a friend like salecho.

by By Miss m.k. March 15, 2018

satey

Satey- a bad ass little honey who can fight like no other, but also has the heart and conpassion of a true friend. Don’t fuck with a satey or your gonna get hit. She’s sweet and beautiful in many ways but don’t mess with her core or it’ll be the end for you.

Damn you’re such a satey.

I was being satey and had to cut a bitch.

by Blessedbethefruity October 14, 2018

satexual

A "satexual" is someone who only has feelings for sataneek

Girl 1: Hey! Look at that boy. He's so cute.

Girl 2: I can't really tell, I'm satexual.

by sataneekworld December 9, 2018

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

saecho

A fat woman who likes abusive and retarded guys. She always throws a tantrum when it doesn't go her ways, and loves to steal food. "Kindness" is not in her definition. A good one is rare to find.

Jane:Maddie stole my perfume!
Hanna: Yuck, she's such a Saecho

by The anonymous X April 28, 2019