a robin job

A blowjob given to a placid penis

First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.

by Aehster April 16, 2016

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017

sabaskin robins

Some white dude who will finesse your bitch in 30 seconds.

"Aye son, you know that one vro, Sabaskin Robins?"

"Yeah he was just here, man swooped in on a gold jet-ski and stole my main hoe!"

by Sabaskin Robins January 4, 2018

Red Robin

A dish consisting of 50 lines of Fun Dip and sandpaper.

*snorts 50 lines of Fun Dip, eats sandpaper* RED ROBIN YUM!

by password123's dumbass account February 24, 2018

luke robinson

Luke Robinson is one of a dying breed he is a Rebel that fights for what is right no matter the odds , to create a Luke Robinson you need funny , flirty , bold , dirty minded , proud , southern , country and splash in a little crazy to start with. He is a good friend and a loyal boyfriend he voted for Trump and loves the south and everyone in it. Born in the south raised in the south and fights for the south. Luke Robinson will always have your back no matter what he will always be there to fight alongside you or simply be there when you need someone, Luke Robinson is part Cherokee and the rest is pure Confederate a noble and courageous breed is Luke Robinson. If you are lucky enough to have Luke Robinson as a friend you will be in for a lot of good times and know that he will always have your back as bold and daring as a guardian dragon.

What’s that clopping sound?

I bet you a dollar it’s Luke Robinson I know those boots anywhere

I’m afraid that I might get into some trouble with James he said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my jacket

Just go tell Luke Robinson you guys are friends he’ll take care of James

by Mr.HavelockRam March 30, 2019

Katie Robinson

A bitch ass hoe who can’t get her shit straight. She can’t even finish a book in a timely matter. She is a skank who eats super loud and can’t cook for ass.

Guy one: You know that bitch Katie Robinson

Guy two: yeah yeh one that one who can’t read books quick and always hangs out with the hoe Sophia Newell

Guy one: yeah that one I saw her giving head in a park

Guy two: nice

by Isucktoes420 October 2, 2019

Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019