River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

River phoenix

THE HOTTEST MAN TO EVE LIVE

River Phoenix is hot.

by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021

River Paki

A derogatory way to describe a Bangladeshi, as they are basically just like Pakistan but eat an ocean's worth of fish compared to Pakistanis.

Person 1: "Look that brown kid eats bare fish curry"
Person 2: "Yh, he's a river paki"

by Mastrourban June 17, 2022

Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003