riding the dolphin.

Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.

Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.

by ponthedon. May 6, 2009

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risking coldplay

unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket.

I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or else I'll be risking coldplay if it gets warm.

by Mazca April 29, 2005

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riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 29, 2007

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Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.

by MichaelVario February 21, 2013

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riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

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riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

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