Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013

religion

a cult, but not considered a cult, because it is somewhat larger than a cult

bad religion is a good band...

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

religion

Originally made up to keep people from hurting, killing, and stealing from others, and to make people treat others with decency and kindness, it's actually caused what it wanted to prevent. People have killed, hurt, and stole just because one does not believe the same ideas and opinions concerning religion as they do. Religion is a good thing, however, things like marrying as a virgin are nearly impossible. It's good to have morals, but religions not as needed as before. There are now laws to keep people in line. I believe in God BUT the "YOU WILL BURN IN HELL IF-" crap should stop.

She strongly believes in religion.

by realist March 30, 2004

Religion

Billions of people hallucinating at the same time. Not to be confused with a few people hallucinating, which is considered insanity.

Religion is for the weak-minded, who refuse to face the insignificance of human life.

by McWeezy June 23, 2008

Religion

the idea of worshiping some magical space alien

all praise giant space baby of our religion

by the man with a name May 17, 2018

Religion

Religion is a con trick for retards.

"What's your religion?"

"Oh no, sorry, I don't have any imaginary friends."

by DespaYEETO August 2, 2018

Religion

The biggest scam in history. Used to segregate and divide people.

Whats the biggest scam in history?

Religion

by God’s Son March 26, 2019