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reddit erection 

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
reddit erection by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Reddit second 

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
Reddit second by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

Reddit-tard 

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."

Reddit Auto Moderator 

The Reddit Auto Moderator is almost as evil as the Devil himself.

Reddit Tornado 

When a mentally enfeebled man-child throws a tantrum in their local games store and throws the display full of FNAF plushies and Fortnite cards across the store.
"I heard that Josh went on a full Reddit Tornado at the local Gamestop after the girl working there rejected his advances for the third time this week"
Reddit Tornado by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023