putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 9, 2022
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Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.
Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.
by Sparky769 March 19, 2021
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Putin

Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?

Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022
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Putin

1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"

2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."

2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."

Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022
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Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.
“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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putin

"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
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