Pulling a Von Karma

The act of repeatedly banging your head against a solid wall, usually out of anger.

Guy 1: Hey i heard a bunch of loud banging noises in here, you alright?
Guy 2: Oh not much i was just Pulling a Von Karma.
Guy 1: ...Maybe you should take a break from your game.

by -msaw- September 18, 2020

Pulling a Ranjani

1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!

Oh my god! Stop pulling a Ranjani!!!

by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020

Pulling a Grian

To not finish the back of a build in minecraft.

Procrastinating a partially built project.

"Dude, are you finishing your starter base?"
"No I am pulling a grian and am working on my farm"

by Tacoman000 October 26, 2020

pulling a Ewan

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you

Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.

Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.

by Corbonnn April 13, 2022

pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003

Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016