PRIMEsimp

When you are simping through amazon prime

Tom - the girl i matched with on tinder told me she was on her period but lost her hot water bottle so i ordered one to be delivered to her through my amazon prime (same day delivery )

Lucas - You are such a PRIMEsimp

John - You're mad PRIMEsimping.

by MAARKYBOOTH May 15, 2021

Pridestrudel

ejaculating on another mans penis and spreading it out like toothpaste on a tooth brush.

Josh - "Hey billy you want a pridestrudel?"

billy - "Of course id love one.......... come and lay that josh sauce on me daddy"

by HECTICDADDY May 30, 2021

Priescing

A girl pimping guys

Dicks from town don't have such levy, priescing ain't easy, why you looking at me?

by purestealth8 July 14, 2021

Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Priyesha

Will probably drive you crazy, but always worth it. The best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -Avril Lavigne

I’ve never met another Priyesha

by Kungfu1995 November 21, 2021

privette loa

a loa (leave of absence), with the reason usually being mental health. during this absence, you keep doing what you normally do, but when asked to do even the most mundane task, you say "sorry i cant im on loa"

"can you give me this discord role"
"no i cant im on loa"
"privette loa moment"

by doggomcchicken September 26, 2021