Rogue Printer

The most awful and terrifying breed that one might find in the school IT room...the ROGUE PRINTER. This is a condition that can often posess normal printers. Some symptoms of the rogue include: when collecting paper from it, it sucks it back in and spews it out; Also responsible for lost work, breaks and refuses to print, bleeps manically, and can sneak up on you when you least expect it....all i can say is, I WARNED YOU....

IT consultant: So what exactly is wrong with this printer?
Innocent: Beware, tis a rogue Printer!
IT consultant: Evacuate the building. NOW.

by the innocent December 14, 2005

printsturbator

A person who buys his/her own prints at deviantArts prints.

Cassed is such a printsturbator. He buys his own prints!

by RadiositySG November 27, 2004

Printer

When you slap a mom's ass every alternate Wednesday evening.

It time for your mom's printer...oh yea!

by TK-421 February 10, 2005

screenshoted and printed

Something someone under the name "Caprica@AT", said over 9000 times at 4chan
He claimed to be Kimmo Alm from anontalk, and he posted lots of pictures of the bitch from Caprica

Caprica: Screenshoted and printed
Anon: Dude when are you going to run out of paper?
Caprica: My mom's gonna get more in 10 minutes

by linuxfag March 14, 2010

pristine

1. A hot piece of ass that you pick up after a long day at work.
2. a stripper with huge tities.

did you see that pristine worken that pole last night? She was banggin.

by Derek June 22, 2006

Pussy Print

Noun.

The impeccably accurate print of a vagina formed out of fresh menstrual blood. Usually located on clean bed sheets.

"Shit dude what is that on your bed sheets?!"
"Oh that, it's just my girlfriends pussy print. She's on the blob today."

by Westbourne&raised December 7, 2014

pripak

the fact that i, deepak, will never leave priya

its not a promise that i wont leave u, its a pripak

by deepak March 28, 2005