Crotch Pasta

The crap ass pasta usually served by a cafeteria at ones school, university, or workplace.

Bill: Hey man what do you got for lunch?!
Jim: STFU Bill all they had was this crotch pasta.

by Encreed March 12, 2011

rasta pasta

A dish of italian origin. Very Popular in Jamaica. They say that Bob Marley ate it every day. Consists of macaroni, tomato sauce, and some weed (basil or otherwise).

yo gimmy sum rasta pasta mon!

by Jakub Michalski March 2, 2007

pasta night

1. An evening for which a couple has sexual relations planned.
2. A sex date at home.

Eddie: Hey, what you guys doing tonight?
Pat: Oh, you know...
Eddie: Is it pasta night?
Pat: Awww yeah... pasta night is good.

by Agaras January 23, 2009

Cooked pasta

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.

Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died

by meowmixayla December 7, 2010

lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

postal

go crazy,snap the fuck out n shoot everyone like postal workers.

don't make me go postal on your ass bitch!
this dude went postal at work.

by jimmy encarnacion October 26, 2005

angel hair pasta

the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch

mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america

by lance n jacob March 28, 2004