Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time
by DKeibs July 20, 2005
Get the pooked mug.Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!
“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
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"look at pookie over there trying to pimp that 13 year old girl." says the deputy sheriff.
"look at pookie over there trying to pimp that 13 year old girl." says the deputy sheriff.
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