The Polar Express 

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.

She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!

The Polar Express by Nerdious March 30, 2009

Bi polar 

Before: ^_^ <3

After: <^>(-__-)<^>

Bi polar smiley :D:

Bi polar by I'manonymous! September 9, 2010

Systematic Polar Realism 

(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.

Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.

Systematic Polar Realism by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005

fry-polar 

A person who is completely relaxed and fun to be around until you eat something off of their fast food try, at which time they become unnecessarily angry and upset. Often occuring with french fries.

Dave was in a great mood all day up until I ate one of his mozzarella sticks and he went fry-polar.

fry-polar by Cordealio March 13, 2009

bi-polar player

when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.

dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!

song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw

dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player

bi-polar player by renegade2009007 April 8, 2008

making polar bears 

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

making polar bears by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

2026 polar bear

Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?

2026 polar bear

2026 polar bear by Ashen3 September 21, 2023