The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.
by seudokode November 07, 2020
a pile of individual craps...a shit heap, something resembling a pile of prairie dogs...you get the idea
by Nik Danger September 25, 2010
The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004
The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
by hardcoredeathcruster February 27, 2009
by The good son October 23, 2002
This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.
by Da Sak September 08, 2006