Plowing

When you ram fertilizer up your partners chosen orifice, screaming the best tractor impression you can.

Wow, last night David was plowing me so hard I'm going to smell like a horses asshole for weeks.

by Da Real Bulwark May 10, 2018

Crowd the Plow

In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.

That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.

by Kave737 January 8, 2009

Phloog

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020

Plows

A word that can replace any other word in a sentance, as long as it sounds good.

Jeff: "Hey, John. How plows you today?"
John: "I plows good."

by El Jef'e May 20, 2010

plowboy

Plowboy, n.

(1) A legislative aide in the New Jersey State House.

(2) A Jew of Cuban heritage.

(3) A boy who plows.

(4) A Tetris piece.

"I was slashing through underbrush in the Sierra Madres, when I came across a lowly plowboy analyzing BRT viability."

by Phyllis Gottlieb December 7, 2005

Kentucky Snow plow

While a woman is leaning on something such as a table while taking part in anal sex. The Person behind the woman then hits her hands out from underneath her thus causing her to fall nose first into the table, giving the girl a broken nose which is gushing blood during her climax.

The man was getting irritated by the womans loud screams during anal intercourse so he Told her to shut up and gave her a Kentucky Snow Plow.

by dammmmn sam April 28, 2008

plowing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he went home with Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004