New Year's Peeved

The feeling of not being invited to a friend's New Year's party.

Ted wasn't invited to Julie's annual New Year Eve's bash and became New Year's peeved

by proust December 29, 2008

pervertize

(v.) To live out your sexual fantasies upon another being.

Don't make me pervertize you tonight... o_o

by Ty-san April 4, 2006

pervervious

to think like a perv or have a sexual perverted thought.

He was having one pervervious thought after another

by Alliesondra April 13, 2007

Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

Pervert

A person with an extreme dirty mind, they only think about sex.

He is being perverted

by Emeralda rain August 2, 2015

pervert

Someone who is easily amused and aroused by even the slightest sexual implications, and seeks them out. Is sometimes used in good humor, but such bawdy jokes can take a toll on a conversation. However, talking about sex does not make you a pervert. Making immeasurable amounts of innuendos and generally being an asshole, or peeping in on someone showering will make you a pervert. The latter also makes you a voyeur.

Friend: "Hey, we should go explore that old mineshaft."
Me: "Hehehe, shaft."
Friend: "<name> I swear to fucking Buddha I will drag you into an alleyway and pump you full of broken glass, you pervert"
Me: "Hehe, pump me."
Friend: "someone get my gun"

by King Mameshiba March 17, 2016