Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

perpatrating. perping

up to no good. mischievous

Kelley was perpatrating. perping when she silently devised a plan to prank her friend.

by cuesta87 October 28, 2013

perpetuitously

Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.

"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"

by Parke Smith April 21, 2007

thousand percent

It means that s#!t dun, forreal, thousand percent god. Boo-yaa, poppin keep it rill!
Its straight murder, homicide, 187, the BBOOMMBB.
Forreal, thousand percent dun.

That new shit was on hit for 2011!
Oh shit for real?
Thousand percent!

by ratbatspider September 2, 2010

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

perennium

The thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your ass from behind yesterday for the first time.

"look at my perennium"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003