The dump a female takes not because she actually has to but because her period makes her need to. This is due to the hormones that signal the release of the lining of the uterus also signalling the gastro system, making the bowels move more.
Jake: "Why did you take so long to get here?! I was waiting forever!"
Tina: "Sorry but I had to take a period shit."
*awkward silence ensues*
Tina: "That's right. You're not getting any tonight."
Tina: "Sorry but I had to take a period shit."
*awkward silence ensues*
Tina: "That's right. You're not getting any tonight."
by XenXen June 19, 2010
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a term used to represent how someone slayed or ate, term created by a girl who didnt know hair grows from the top of ur head 😍
by johnnyslayed October 19, 2022
Get the period ah period uh mug.The enlarged version of a girl's tits while she is premenstrual and/or menstrual. Generally happens about a week to 4 days before starting her flow and may last throughout the week of her period, as well. Usually adds a half a cup size or even a full cup size to the female's nonmenstrual rack.
I thought I found a woman with bodacious tits, but it turned out they were only temporary period boobs. Bummer.
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Get the Period pooh mug.The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.
Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.
Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.
While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.
by Mistlebone March 1, 2017
Get the Period cramps mug.Period Pals are two or more women who receive "nature's gift" at the same time.
Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Sue: Tom invited me out to dinner, but I had to decline because I'm on the rag.
May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.
Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.
Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
by Kapu Wolf November 21, 2009
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