Skip to main content

Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
mugGet the Non-Parentmug.

Parental Plower

He is such a parental plower
by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018
mugGet the Parental Plowermug.

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'
man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!
by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
mugGet the Glucose Parentalmug.

mexican parents

by ursidebitch September 14, 2020
mugGet the mexican parentsmug.

Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
mugGet the Parent's Rightsmug.

Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
mugGet the Crow Parentsmug.

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
mugGet the Asian Parentsmug.

Share this definition