Someone who talks a lot of shit with facts to back it up. She's fun to be around but is a hoe. She's pretty enough that she has at least 2 boyfriends in her teen life. She often makes sexual jokes and doesn't give a crap about what others think. She dresses like a hoe, and can tell the difference between a slut and a whore. She's emo at heart but of course she'd never show it.
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Get the Palace mug.A Group of Adolescants commonly refered to as the Palace of Wisdom. To join them you must be part of an exclusive membership. The Palace of Wisdom is neither Sweet nor Sour.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.
Bob: Hey man. How did you feel about that test in Biology?
Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.
Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.
Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.
Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.
Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.
Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.
by Alejandro Giorditaggio January 17, 2009
Get the Palace of Wisdom mug.Welcome to Buckingham Palace, the biggest playground existing, where even Queen Elizabeth and Tony Blair come to play! Here, your kids and grandparents can enjoy a dive in the bath where the balls connect and the world famous enormous pole of exitement(one of Tony's favourites)! Let's have a quick tour, shall we?
Parking lot
Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!
The entrance
When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!
The staircases
Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...
First aid room
The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!
The Queen's room
Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!
(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...
History Lessons!
In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Parking lot
Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!
The entrance
When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!
The staircases
Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...
First aid room
The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!
The Queen's room
Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!
(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...
History Lessons!
In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Buckingham Palace is a fun place to go for a typical father-and-son-day! The whole family can enjoy the pleasures of Tony Blair and the old demented whore who calls herself a queen! Have fun, and don't forget the buttplug!
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Get the bang palace mug.A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.
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Get the Dirty makka pakka mug.A Turkish last name that means Big Ottoman Mustache. Which could be very embarrassing and traumatic if it is passed along to the daughters. They could be the center of attention in school in a bad way. They never call them with the first name.
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Elif Palabiyik
Teacher: I would get married and change it asap.
Student: Elif Palabiyik
Teacher: I would get married and change it asap.
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