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paedofriend

A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.
Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
by heinouswench March 12, 2008
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Paedophile

Jeremy Corbin is a corporate paedophile
by Ebic person October 19, 2019
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Padoo

1- A greeting a hick would say twords a normal person which will end in the confusion of the former party,the word is a compilation of the phrase how do and a botching of the english language do to a oral infection from tobacco chewing.
2- When an open mouth kiss occurs and one of the people has tobacco chew in his or her mouth without the other one aware of this.
1- Hick: well padoo there friend
Johny: what the fuck did you just call me!?!?!
2- Jason: so how was the party man
Robert: it was horrible i got padoed by some chick
Jason: ew dude, what did you do?
Robert: slaped her in the eye with my penis...
by Gortho April 1, 2009
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padophile

Individual who is obsessed with pads on peoples feet.
That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.
by Frisco Stories October 9, 2008
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Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.
Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.
by neilbombd January 30, 2003
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padoinker

Wisconsin slang for Male sex organ; penis, dick, cock, peter, Johnson, peterjohnson,
"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"

"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"

"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"

"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
by Heard that June 18, 2014
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paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.
Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.
by Mr. British November 19, 2006
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