pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

poodlefaking

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

by David September 30, 2003

poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.

"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"

by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

pooter salad

When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.

"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"

by PooterInMuhPants March 2, 2010

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy November 2, 2008

poople

the place where poop comes out (anal hole).

my poop was so big that it almost tipped my poople.

by Mamma-Janis August 27, 2005